Stolen from RhMT
Handmade ground beef patties, topped with sharp cheddar cheese, wrapped in a bacon weave, then the next step, add hotdogs as the heads, legs with slits for toes and tail.
Next step. Place on an oven rack, covered loosely with foil and baked for 20-30 minutes at 400 degrees. A little crispy, not too crunchy...just how a turtle should be, no?

This ownz any gay ass food you may post in an attempt to combat it's awesomess. the only thing that comes close is the time I deep fried a hamburger.